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The Cosmic Logbook

New entries every week — warp speed wisdom meets mat pressure philosophy.

🚀 Weekly Log Title

This is where your weekly cosmic mat breakdown goes.

Rippin’ Through the Galaxy

Stardate 420.69 — Let the Good Times Roll

This week, our warp-drive thoughts are locked on two things: mat pressure and moon gravity. A cosmic combo only Joints & Jitsu could deliver.

🛰️ Mission Log: Full Mount on Mars

We broke down the top 3 submissions that *still work* when your opponent has six arms and zero cardio. Spoiler: wrist locks are universal.

💫 Cosmic Technique of the Week

This one comes straight from the Andromeda Gym. Hint: It's legal in IBJJF… just not on Earth.

🚀 Stay tuned for next week’s breakdown of “Tornado Guard in Zero G.” Until then, keep rollin’ and stay weird.